May 2013
3 posts
veganrantss:
I wish you could log out of consciousness like you can log out of tumblr
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April 2013
3 posts
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cinderlaura:
cinderlaura:
i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father
STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT
March 2013
15 posts
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cassie-narwhal:
averagefuture:
robert downey jr’s face was meant to be on cats okay
omg this is just to die for !! <3
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basemental:
please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you
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bulletbakas:
Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
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for-the-innocent-xvx:
aesthete (noun): someone with deep sensitivity to the beauty of art or nature
This most certainly describes me.
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professionalmisandrist:
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
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chronicallyvegan:
I love people who encourage me to get more tattoos.
You will gain many more friendship points by doing this.
Body mods do so much to boost my emotional well-being. Nothing like walking ou of the shop with fresh metal or ink.
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February 2013
0 posts
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January 2013
8 posts
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languor-ous:
to anyone that reblogs this, i will send you something that will hopefully cheer you up. and the best bit is if this gets loads of notes, it’ll take time for me to get to you, and it’ll be a surprise and completely out of the blue, so it feels even better.
so what about that?
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critink:
Don’t keep calm and carry in.
Call in sick at work and get a fucking tattoo instead.
December 2012
3 posts
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Christmas Personal
So I’m alone this year on Christmas, again. It’s not so bad, though. My friends are coming in three days. I know I’m loved, even though it doesn’t always feel like it. I received some very generous gifts this year, and also I’m not homeless, which I would have been, without the intervention of a friend.
This is the second Christmas without my family, since being...
Apocalypse Update from Canada
keeping-schtum:
the moose have taken over but they’ve been very polite about it
November 2012
4 posts
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not-thefunniestblog:
hatsuhannaharu:
what if
birds aren’t singing
and they’re screaming because they are afraid of heights
October 2012
10 posts
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actuallyboycrazy:
think about the first person to have twins
how fucking confused do you think they were omg
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soycrates:
How do you deal with D&D players at your table who really want to be something you really don’t want to allow? I’ve never encountered someone dead-set on playing something I think is atrocious, stupid, etc. but I can think of some instances where I’d have mixed feelings on how to go about giving a definite no with good explanation.
Like if someone wanted to be a “gypsy”, or if...
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
imaslytherinbitch:
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
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Reblog if you're alive when the dates, 1/2/3,...
wecanbegirly:
kevaroono:
you won’t have a chance to say this again within your lifetime, so you might as well reblog it.
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resident-tofu:
biitchstix:
jetpacks-was-plausibly:
loki-has:
I’m here to interrupt your dash with a happy walking penis
he wants you to be happy too
have a nice day
THAT IS THE CUTEST PENIS I HAVE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD
omg wut :DDD
I think I have to reassess my life now
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September 2012
3 posts
3 tags
Alt + Ctlr + reblog sign(double click) = boom!
jaquiqui:
abortionsrock:
rupertwarbler:
louistomlinsoncantakemehome:
theshadowwalkingnobody:
natsu-salamander-dragneel:
I love it when Tumblr folk find new ways to explore this wonderful site lol.
wtf did I just do?
Holy fuck that’s amazing!! O.O
whooooaaa
WHAT THE HELL O.O
nifty
…I have a mac, what the fuq happened
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August 2012
2 posts
I don’t know if it’s an addiction because I haven’t tried to stop.
